white boys’ haircuts be like
reminder: ferguson and palestine are still happening and are still important even though there’s less attention being paid to them right now
*pats bed seductively* this is where the magic happened *stares off* all seven harry potter books
If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person
i bought this bonsai tree growing kit for three dollars and i know nothing will probably grow, but who could beat that price, right? after i soak the seed pod for 24 hours i have to keep it in the fridge for three months to trick it into thinking winter has passed. it’s probably the biggest prank i’ll ever pull on a seed. like psych, buddy, you thought winter was over? that was the god damn crisper drawer oh shiiit.
my mum is calling my cat ugly and i can feel my cat’s pain bc she’s perfect i mean look:
i mean just LOOK
my own cat is prettier than me fs